The farting wizard
The farting wizard (this story is connected with the farting witch)
By Ruby Chan, Edited by Lacey Campbell
Hello! I am the farting wizard! My magic is powered with my magical butt. When I eat beans or fart I fly really high in the air! At the moment I am 10, usually when wizards are 10 they fly up and go to another city for some wizard training! I heard witches use brooms, us wizards don’t use brooms! We just fly into the sky! There are types of wizards though, I have the fart and fly power! At the moment us wizards have made a wall with witches. Because long ago witches tried to take over wizard land! So now we have a wall and that’s when we never saw witches ever again… Daddy says that witches changed over the centuries, mummy disagrees though. So today I’m flying sky high to go down to a city! I am already in the air! And I have no trouble flying! Woah! I see a city down below! I land and look around. What is that??? I see something really fast that's flying out of control! It’s probably a bird. I sit down and that’s when I see it. A boat is sinking! This is my big chance to prove that I am capable of living in this city!!! I eat a can of beans and fly in the air! Wait a second… What~~what!!?? A witch??? Woah, she’s actually pretty good! Maybe I can give her a chance, I won’t leave this place unless she is evil like what mummy says… I fly up. She is bringing people down from the ship and taking them to land… I come help, the witch screams! “It’s ok stop screaming!” I yelled and she stopped, her farts are amazingly big! Awesome! I grab the people down the boat when I'm the last person I start to run low on gas! I quickly yell “please! Anyone do you have any beans?!” Then suddenly the witch grabbed a can of beans from her pocket and threw it at me. I caught it and ate it quickly, then we rescued the people and then the witch said “hi, my name’s Mally!” “hi” I replied back. Then the witch flew up on her broom and flew away… Now that I know a witch is here, a kind one too. I might as well stay...
Hello! I am the farting wizard! My magic is powered with my magical butt. When I eat beans or fart I fly really high in the air! At the moment I am 10, usually when wizards are 10 they fly up and go to another city for some wizard training! I heard witches use brooms, us wizards don’t use brooms! We just fly into the sky! There are types of wizards though, I have the fart and fly power! At the moment us wizards have made a wall with witches. Because long ago witches tried to take over wizard land! So now we have a wall and that’s when we never saw witches ever again… Daddy says that witches changed over the centuries, mummy disagrees though. So today I’m flying sky high to go down to a city! I am already in the air! And I have no trouble flying! Woah! I see a city down below! I land and look around. What is that??? I see something really fast that's flying out of control! It’s probably a bird. I sit down and that’s when I see it. A boat is sinking! This is my big chance to prove that I am capable of living in this city!!! I eat a can of beans and fly in the air! Wait a second… What~~what!!?? A witch??? Woah, she’s actually pretty good! Maybe I can give her a chance, I won’t leave this place unless she is evil like what mummy says… I fly up. She is bringing people down from the ship and taking them to land… I come help, the witch screams! “It’s ok stop screaming!” I yelled and she stopped, her farts are amazingly big! Awesome! I grab the people down the boat when I'm the last person I start to run low on gas! I quickly yell “please! Anyone do you have any beans?!” Then suddenly the witch grabbed a can of beans from her pocket and threw it at me. I caught it and ate it quickly, then we rescued the people and then the witch said “hi, my name’s Mally!” “hi” I replied back. Then the witch flew up on her broom and flew away… Now that I know a witch is here, a kind one too. I might as well stay...