The farting witch 2

The farting witch 2


By Ruby & lacey



Hi, I’m the farting witch (also known as Mallie). My power is connected to my magical butt. I can talk to cats, I can fly and I have a magical gas. The way I fly is when I fart I blast off into the air in any direction I want!!! It is an awesome power to have, but sometimes when I’m really, really gassy it fills me up to the brim and shoots me into the air.That is kinda annoying. But having this power makes me a HERO! I can only fly higher with my broom. I fly super high with my broom and I have better control over what I am doing. When I am not on my broom I can’t really control what I’m doing. Also when I fart my hair goes all bonkers and I look like I had a 5 hour sleep in.


I am a hero with my powers! Although I am like a 9 year old witch I... Oh my! Something bad is happening! *fart* I must fly out on my broom and save the day! Mmmmmmmmmmm *my face goes red* *BURST!!! FART!!!* BOOOM!!! I fly into the air with stinky green gas making everyone run away. I’m here, I yelled! It seemed as though a plane was running low on gas! Luckily I got the most gas in the world! *FART!!* I fly higher into the air leaving stinky, green, smelly gas behind. There is a hole in the plane! And people are falling out! I throw on a stinky, easy to break, gas rope and save them “hold on!” I yelled Oh no! I’m running out of gas! I need beans!! Then one of the passengers (clearly my fan) said to me “I got twenty cans of beans!” And he throws them into my mouth. I gulp it down quickly and wait 2 seconds…. *FART!!* I fly 200 feet in the air! People are so disgusted by the stink that they are running away. (I thought they were running away from the crashing plane.) Anyways I grabbed the youngest passenger, he looked around 8 years old! Oh no! I’m running out of gassy gasses! Help! BEANS BEANS!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO !.......They threw some more beans in my chubby, fat mouth just in the nick of time. I burst into the air, saving the boy and returning him safely back home. *fart* *fart* *BOOM!!!* I burst the highest I could and flew high in the air and clutched onto the plane's wings and farted into the gas hole. (I didn't have to pull down my panties because they already have a hole in them from farting a lot) The plane goes on. Passengers screaming for life. The hole in the plane is still there! I make a net out of stinky, green, thick gas *fart fart* *BOOOM!* I use my awesome powers and save the day! People are so surprised by my awesome, magical power! I mean I would too if I were them.



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