The farting witch book 1
The adventures of the farting witch 1
Today, Is the day! I will go out for adventure and learn how to survive in the wild! “What’s that? No! You are staying here!” My mummy yelled. “But mummmmmmy Please!” “oh what racket shoo shoo fine!” I grab my broom and my little white dog and set off! I eat a can of beans and burst into the air! *BOOOOOOOOOOM* “that’s a bit loud don't ya think?” My little dog Miuki said. As he pinched his nose. “Whatever! We’re high in the sky now! I’m getting a hang of this!” *WOOSH* Woah! I see a city below! Let’s go look! I woosh down to the ground. ‘’This isn’t the city for us.” Miuki said “hey, give it a chance!” we have a rough landing *BANG* We smash to the ground. “I'm ok thanks for asking!” Miuki said. “Ha ha very funny!” I said sarcastically as I stood up I realised what a wonderful city this was… Hmmm? I’m running low on gas! But don't fear! I brought an extra can of beans! I gulp 20 cans down but I think I ate 1 too many! *BOOOOOM!* I run through the streets with people staring at me as I go past gasping in shock. “Oh my the police are after us! Go faster!” Miuki yelled I flew around the corner, I think they lost us. I gasped as I took a big mighty breath of air. “This place is very welcoming!” I said happily. “More like torchure!” Miuki yelled I don’t think I like this place miuki said again. “Let’s give it a chance, it's a wonderful city after all!” I said gleefully. “Oh, whatever!” Miuki said angrily. Come on! I ran into the city with Miuki trailing from behind… I found a room to stay in and that’s my big adventure...
Today, Is the day! I will go out for adventure and learn how to survive in the wild! “What’s that? No! You are staying here!” My mummy yelled. “But mummmmmmy Please!” “oh what racket shoo shoo fine!” I grab my broom and my little white dog and set off! I eat a can of beans and burst into the air! *BOOOOOOOOOOM* “that’s a bit loud don't ya think?” My little dog Miuki said. As he pinched his nose. “Whatever! We’re high in the sky now! I’m getting a hang of this!” *WOOSH* Woah! I see a city below! Let’s go look! I woosh down to the ground. ‘’This isn’t the city for us.” Miuki said “hey, give it a chance!” we have a rough landing *BANG* We smash to the ground. “I'm ok thanks for asking!” Miuki said. “Ha ha very funny!” I said sarcastically as I stood up I realised what a wonderful city this was… Hmmm? I’m running low on gas! But don't fear! I brought an extra can of beans! I gulp 20 cans down but I think I ate 1 too many! *BOOOOOM!* I run through the streets with people staring at me as I go past gasping in shock. “Oh my the police are after us! Go faster!” Miuki yelled I flew around the corner, I think they lost us. I gasped as I took a big mighty breath of air. “This place is very welcoming!” I said happily. “More like torchure!” Miuki yelled I don’t think I like this place miuki said again. “Let’s give it a chance, it's a wonderful city after all!” I said gleefully. “Oh, whatever!” Miuki said angrily. Come on! I ran into the city with Miuki trailing from behind… I found a room to stay in and that’s my big adventure...