Hi, I’m the farting witch (also known as Mallie). My power is connected to my magical butt. I can talk to cats, I can fly and I have a magical gas. The way I fly is when I fart I blast off into the air in any direction I want!!! It is an awesome power to have, but sometimes when I’m really, really gassy it fills me up to the brim and shoots me into the air.That is kinda annoying. But having this power makes me a HERO! I can only fly higher with my broom. I fly super high with my broom and I have better control over what I am doing. When I am not on my broom I can’t really control what I’m doing. Also when I fart my hair goes all bonkers and I look like I had a 5 hour sleep in.
What’s that? Something is going on! And it’s serious! The flying house in the sky is on fire! I eat a giant can of beans and *FART BOOM!* fly Into the air, leaving smelly and thick green gas. Trailing from my behind. People run away holding their noses as I look down. I don’t care! They will be thanking me later. I reached the house. There are people inside! I fly up as fast as i can *FART!* And I burst into the air, the people saw me coming to rescue them and they started squealing for life. “Oh help me farting witch!” squealed one of the people. “I will be able to save you easier if you stop squealing!” I yelled back. I grab the little girl on the collar. And made a giant net in the sky and threw her in. Oh no! I’m running low on gas!!! I NEED HELP!!! So I ran down to the beans shop grabbed 200 bean cans, swallowed them down and *FART!* Into the air. I grabbed 3 more people and threw them into the net. The house was still on fire though. So I burst into the house and farted as much as I could. The fire seemed as though it couldn’t handle the fart and the fire stopped burning. I quickly ran outside and took a deep breath of air… And flew on my broom to the invisible net and made a stinky trampoline to break their fall. They fell down as I carefully placed them on the trampoline. I saved the day yet again! But people still thought I was really stinky… well I did just save the day with FARTS so of course I would be stinky! Hmpf!